 More Quickies...funny?
Q. What is the difference between "Ouch!" and "Amen!"? A. About three inches.Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?A. When he eats his first Brownie.Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?A. Goes-in-tight!Q. How do you know when you are getting old?A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.
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