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Old 12-18-2007, 08:46 PM   #1
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Two men are talking about how the world needs more faith in religion. A boy walks by and hears the conversation. He tells the men "religion is a joke & that it's all fiction". One man gets very upset and leaves for fear he might harm the child in his fury. The other man laughs and tells the child, "show me your hands, you see that "m" shape, that's a universal sign that God exists. Now on one side people say God does not exist; on the other side they say God does exist. Place your hands together and do the math. The answer is obvious. Negative always wins. Thus, God does not exist." The boy laughs "I knew it"."Don't worry son, we don't exist either. Negative always wins." The old man laughs and the boy's face becomes pale and joyless.The next day the boy sees the old man again and asks "how can we not exist and yet still be here"? "We are living in a world of imagination". -Walt Disney "Ever wonder why win or lose, it's still game over?""Why do you think insanity exist?" LmfaoSkeptics allow me to help you understand. The world is balanced in all sense of the meaning. You’ll never understand, don’t try. All you need to know is that on one side we have a hand that says we exist; on the other hand it says we don’t exist; add them together and negative wins all the time. Therefore we are not in existence. Yes, this is the childish version. I though you could relate to it’s simplicity. Enjoy the riddle.Oh and we are balance; mirrors count.

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Old 12-18-2007, 08:50 PM   #2
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No, that would be creepy... (Having a child in me, that is.)
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Old 12-18-2007, 08:53 PM   #3
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Uh, you're not supposed to drink the bong water.
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Old 12-18-2007, 08:57 PM   #4
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yes but this isnt stortytelling or movies here....r&s here....i also have the spirit in there too..
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:00 PM   #5
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yes, im going to give birth to it out of my bel end.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:03 PM   #6
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yes,i am really a child stuck in this old aging falling apart body
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i'm not pregnant, and i haven't eaten one lately, so no...
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It may be that the 'M' and our hands don't mean anything and your story is meant for little children. Do a better job of not existing if indeed this is the case!
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:14 PM   #9
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If you add a negative and a positive, you get zero, so neither side wins.
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darling I'll type this as clearly as i can, most atheists was christian, we used to believe in the same as you.
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