 Baby Planes?
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and bigcats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"The boy said that she had. She then said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."
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I have one thats similar: A little boy is riding a bus while sitting up the very front diagonal from the driver. 'If mummy was a zebra and daddy was a zebra, then I would be a baby zebra.' he said to himself. 'If mummy was a seal and daddy was a seal, then I would be a baby seal...' The little boy kept on talking to himself like this until the bus driver got very aggravated.'Hey kid, what would you be if your mother was a prostitute and your father was an alcoholic?' The bus driver sniped.The little boy didn't hesitate. 'Oh, then I would be a bus driver!'
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