justme

“This is a non-smoking flight. Anyone caught smoking in the washroom or anywhere else while in-flight will be asked to leave the airplane immediately.” “Thank you for flying Westjet. I hope our airline has met your expectations. If not, you definitely should lower your expectations before flying with us again.” On a Continental Flight with a very senior flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.” On landing the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.” “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.” “Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."Thankgiving. Sorry! Had a total blank!!!

elizadushku

I think it's just you.

Jadore

I don't get it. a joke... not really funny.

Doesntstayinvegascom

No, but holding on the wheel welds of an aircraft isn't my idea of travel either.

harleyluvsgurlz5

Any one have to fly to any where, for Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, and more. To keep loving family than ingore each other.

jimmybond

nice to hear jokes about flying by different airlines.

noonecanne

Chuckles!! They turn the lights down to improve the appearance of the passengers too!