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Old 12-21-2007, 05:37 AM   #1
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Santa Claus is Bumming In TownYou better watch outYou better best hideAll your coins and billsI'm telling you whySanta Claus is Bumming In TownHe's making a listHe's checking it twiceHe's going ta bump offSomeone at the right priceSanta Claus is Bumming In TownHe watches when you're sleepingAnd please make no mistakeHe'll pry valuables from your cold dead handsSo don't sleep for goodness sake!So you better watch outYou better best hideAll your coins and billsI'm telling you whySanta Claus is Bumming In TownThe girls and boys on Main StreetHave plans to attackThey're gonna build a gas‑chamberJust to pay o’l Santa back!So you better watch outYou better best hideAll your coins and billsI'm telling you whySanta Claus is Bumming In Town.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:41 AM   #2
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Naw- he'd probably pimp his elves and old lady!
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:45 AM   #3
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He's already stealing milk and cookies from little children, that's about as low as you can go.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:49 AM   #4
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I thought it was a serious question. Can't see the real Saint Nick doing this. I can see him working in a soup kitchen.The milk and cookies are a GIFT from the kids.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:53 AM   #5
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Santa would sneak into our country, illegally of course, steal someone's identity, or make a false one for himself, and sit back and collect welfare like so many others do.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:57 AM   #6
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He would sell barbequed reindeer.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:01 AM   #7
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Ah! The parody at work! Funny!!! Uh, rent his reindeer to carry tourists thru Yosemite...Get all his elves thru medical school(gov. grants here!!!), then make them work for 'House'...Plagerize Dr. Seus, and live off the profits of publication...Wait a sec.....OUT with you!!! No, you CAN'T have that as a present for...DROP it NOW!!!Hello...911? I got this intruder...no, don't send the police in this town...got a line to Federal Marshalls? Yeah, it's across, uh, state skies...and call animal control!!!!Elysabeth...poemhunter
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:05 AM   #8
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You are just begging for a lump of coal in your stocking...hehehe
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